Is he a Superhero?
He tries hard, but he won't be invited
to a superhero party anytime soon.
So what is he?
He's a freak! A lovable plum colored freak!
Who doesn't love plums?
How can you not love a lovable freak?
Exactly what kind of Freak?
He's half man, half mussel, 110% freak (up from 100%!)
He was once the star of a freak show, until he was forced to retire
due to a freak injury caused by a freak accident.
He's Got A New Show!
Mussel Man is starring in a TV variety show
with his co-host and friend Maynard Bobmaynard.
You'll also see him spending quality time
with his lovely wife, Mandy, snarky daughter Mindy
and mollusc-off-the-old block, Manny.
Scenes From The Future
Thank You!
Please check out Mussel Man for a few weeks and if you like him
and want to keep him alive (and his loved ones), subscribe to his
Youtube channel, tell your friends and check out his T-Shirts and stuff.
Let The Freak Be With You!
